2020/03/30 - Coronavirus Beard

Out of shear stupidity, I’ve decided to grow a coronavirus beard, basically to annoy my wife. Hopefully I will not look like ZZ Top when the crises is finally over. 

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2020/03/20 - Junkyard Dog

We finally got the results from Billy’s DNA testing. 

We have always suspected that she is not a purebred Labrador Retriever. 

We joke and call her “Fake Lab”. The ridge on her nose is suspicious. we tell her that she tricked us into spending $500 on a fake dog!

She’s a useless bum! She just lays around and sleeps all day. 

Seriously, I love her to death and have a special relationship with her. 

She seems to love me like no dog I have ever had. She is so happy to see me walk down the stairs every morning, that she looses her balance wildly wagging her tail. 

In fact, her personality is so much different than Satchmo’a and Trixie’s, my other Labs, that it added to my suspicion.

The results are in! She is half Labrador Retriever, and half Junkyard Dog.

Just kidding, I don’t want to know her pedigree, but that’s how I’m teasing her from now on.

2020/03/17 - Out of Business

Yesterday I received a Notice of Violation from my homeowners association, saying that I was running an unauthorized business out of my home. 

This morning I filed a statement of dissolution for The Pipe Man LLC with the State of Colorado. 

Just when I figured out a way to pay for mom’s assisted living. 

I’m going to have to rethink this business, maybe rent out some industrial space. 

The punches just keep on coming....

2020/03/03 - The Pipe Line

My pipes are now in SEVEN stores, and so far I have sold  250 pipes!

I’m the pipe man!

2020/03/01 - Just checking in

Yep, I’m still alive. 

Actually alive and almost well. My shoulder is almost better.

With 3 weeks left until Spring, I’m anxious to get beck on the bike. 

In the meantime I’m making the pipes. 

And doing lots of product testing. 😎