Did you know that a 50 pound Iditarod sled dog eats 10,000 to 14,000 calories each day of the race?
Did you know that -40 degrees Celsius is the same temperature as -40 degrees Fahrenheit?
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I was very happy this morning. My scale said 199, one pound under my desired weight nowadays, and then I read that Bernie took Minnesota. I like to reward him for his primary successes. Every time he wins in a state, I give him $10, the same amount we give Heloisa for every "A" on her report card.
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You know the old song "Monster Mash"? I just love the line: "The girls all came from their humble abodes, to get a jolt from my electrode". Tell me that didn't have a double-meaning.
Later,
Steve
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